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| Hi welcome to my site of funies n stuff. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Here I have some stuff bout hacking and porn and other shit...mostly jokes n stuff im 14 years old and I live in ga.here I got some mp3 links and while your here I thought Id give u a couple of hints and jokes | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| Things to do phoning in a pizza order...and things to do when you are just plain bored! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Here are some stuff I thought was funny that I made up.I ve did some of these.like.. 1.Change your accent every 2 min. 2.Use a knife sharpener when talking to the order taker 3.press random numbers and say "stop doing that" 4.Call in and make a complaint about something to get someone fired and call back an hour later and explain that you were drunk and didnt mead what u said. 5.order a bigmac extra value meal. 6.Ask them to put the crust on the top this time 7.starta conversation with them 8. Start crying and tell them your sorry your ant died and request a free pizza.ehheheh Give your nose hairs names 2.skin your cat 3.wear your roomates boxers 4.rearange your roomates room 5.DO everything backwards 6.spraypaint your nexdoor neighbors car THINGS TO GET RID OF A BLIND DATE!OR SOME ONE YOU DONT LIKE(TRUST ME DONT DO THIS) at a restraunt.. ask your date if u can order for her if so order the most nasteyest things. if he/she is paying order whatever is the most expensive. If they go to the batroom and get everything and moove to another table on the other side of the restraunt and when she finally finds you say "damn what took you so long!" | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| Things to do in a public bathroom..And in an elevator(trust me I wouldent do most of this!!!) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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1.leave a sighn up that says "warning 24 hour survalence" | 2.leave a ladle in the toilet bowl 3.spraypaint on the wall that says please wash your hands. 4.complement people on their shoes 5.put kitty litter liners (those little bag things)in the toilet 6.throw easter eggs under the stalls 7.fake an orgasm 8.scream "oh my god what the hell is that" 9.Sit in the stall and say "wheres the movie?" 10.lock the doors on the inside. Things to do in an elevator... 1.go in the elevator and ask people if u can press the numbers for them 2.walk in with a cooler that says "human head" on it. 3. leave a box in the door jam 4.DO the macarena 5.sneeze on everyone and say "ohh im sorry I have a virus" 6.When your elevator comes to a stop. try to open the door manually and when you see the door open by itself act emberrased. 7.practice karatie 8.stand in the corner of the elevator smileing and when a person looks at you say "I am one of you" 9.start a singalong you"
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